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  1. going to the whiskey library for the boy’s birthday and it’s me, a COMPLETE whiskey-know-nothing, and like six dudes. I’m trying to figure out the most logical course of action for the night but as an occasionally socially awkward lady I’m a little lost meep

     
  2. (Source: monmondefou)

     
  3. I have no interest in leaving this weekend behind but such is life and another exists in five days.

    Additionally, stomach issues have resurfaced and this work out is likely going to be hell ugh

     
    1. "Sorry for ignoring you. How about some snapchat nudes to make up for it?"
    2. "Fuck no dude. Fuck. No."
     
  4. I’ve spent this weekend eating and my my my stomach is like “you stop that right now”

    I wished cuddles aided digestion

     
  5. I was going to make pasta and cottage cheese because it’s good for my protein and stuff or whatever (I just really like it, it reminds me of home) but when I opened my cottage cheese there were two weird lookin’ spots in it despite it being good for another 2 days. I aired on the side of caution and pitched the cottage cheese and instead doused my noodles in an obscene amount of butter and parmesan cheese… 

    whoops

     
  6. Haha Rick at the gym asked me this morning if I’d run out of polish half way through and that was why my nails were two different colors hahaha I like that guy

    Haha Rick at the gym asked me this morning if I’d run out of polish half way through and that was why my nails were two different colors hahaha I like that guy

     
  7. swoleinvelvet:

    Tumblr has scarred me because I am so unimpressed by dudes in the gym now. And I can’t hide my facial expressions.

     
  8. noweakbitch:

Me
     
  9. Blah. I irritated my wrist this weekend just putting too much pressure on it and I didn’t mention it to Sarah but the whole work out I was mentally struggling with it. Not that it was causing me problems but just because I was scared of hurting it again :/

    However easy peasy 1 rep front squat at 75. Current PR but not my max.

     
  10. gowns:

    We want big boob…. not too big, gross

    we like small perky boob… not too little, gross

    no don’t get fake ones!!!! gross!

    oh your boobs are just like…hanging there…grosss…

    and also…… every boob is just so dang sexy like i can’t see a mom giving an infant milk or my boner will rupture right through my chinos

     
  11. (Source: kateoplis)

     
  12. This weekend was a complete and utter vacation from real life. And I loved it.

     
  13. theballetblog:

The Dutch National Ballet looking fierce

    theballetblog:

    The Dutch National Ballet looking fierce

     
  14. shaping-lydibug:

OMG THIS IS SO HOT

    shaping-lydibug:

    OMG THIS IS SO HOT

    (Source: lifeasheimagined)